Tater's Gonna Tate

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I'm Tate, and I'm more-or-less your average Millennial; delightfully queer, underpaid, and overanxious. If you're a nerdy stoner I think we'll be friends. Most of my posts are queued, if that matters, and all personal posts are tagged under "#tate talks". Main Blorbos are Lord of the Rings/Tolkienverse, Welcome to Night Vale, Adventure Time, Disco Elysium, Avatar the Last Airbender, What We Do in the Shadows, Steven Universe and, Gravity Falls. When I'm not being a potato, I'm a hair stylist. I'm also leftist as fuck and only growing more progressive as late stage capitalism continues to thrive. Honestly if you read this far, we're friends already! Welcome bestie!

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There's this local family owned restaurant near me that makes the best fucking chicken tenders I've had in my life and I desperately need to know the recipe in case I move away but its a secret family recipe and I'm this 👌🏽 close to asking if they have a single adult son so I can marry in to the family just for these fucking chicken tenders. Anyway there's a possible fake marriage fanfic plot for you

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